MY "TO DO" LIST :: Simply Jimmy D :: Breakin' News or Breakin' Balls: It's all the same to me!

jimmyd _writes "It's about 9:30 P.M. on Tuesday, August 3, 2004, and I just now surfed over to Carly Milne's site, Pornblography.com, to check out what she's been doing.

Holy shit! She's a busy fucking girl!

Her latest post is her current "To Do" list. I read it and my head almost exploded just thinking that there's people who have that much shit to do! If I had a "To Do" list like that I'd probably curl up in a fetal position, loudly scream a primal scream, and ignite. (Thus becoming the human race's latest victim of Spontaneous Combustion.)

But I'll admit, Carly's "To Do" list made for some semi-interesting reading mostly because Carly is pretty adept at writing shit that's actually PR shit about the PR shit she has to do. It's like PR shit wrapped in PR shit offered up as a first-person life-in-the-porn-biz commentary with a side of insight.

That aside, I thought I'd post my "To Do" list for tomorrow since Carly posted her's giving me the idea to post mine since I haven't had an original idea in I don't know how long.

Here's my "To Do" list for tomorrow, August 4, 2004, or today if it's already tomorrow and you're just now--or then--reading this shit. (Fuck! That was complicated! Now I know why the perils of time travel are so freaking complex and scarey.)

Anyway, here's my list:, whatever day you're reading it:

1. Wake up.

2. Wake up again after falling back asleep right after the first time I woke up.

3. Take a piss. (And, hopefully, be able to congratulate myself on the uber-hard wake-up woody I grew which I don't get every morning like I used to but I sometimes still get if I really REALLY have to piss.)

4. Stumble down the stairs to the kitchen and make coffee.

5. Wake up again after falling back asleep in a chair waiting for the coffee to brew.

6. Check out whatever bullshit is on the web while sipping my cup-o-Joe and waiting for my bowels to move.

7. Wake up again after falling back asleep waiting for my shitter to work.

8. Take a dump.

9. Take a shower.

10. Fuck around on the web some more while my hair dries.

11. Wake up again after falling back asleep waiting for my hair to dry.

12. Get dressed.

13. Drive to the Valley to deliver this CD of photo images I forgot to burn on the set of the last shoot I was on.

14. Shoot a scene... actually, reshoot some wrap-arounds for a comp tape the producers of the tape decided to change because they changed the scenes they'd planned to include when they originally planned the scenes to include in the comp.

15. Go to a couple of different banks to see if a couple of different checks I've been carrying around are finally good.

16. Stop at the Goodwill and see if there's any more junk I want to buy to further clutter my living environment.

17. Stop at the grocery store and pick something up to eat when I get home.

18. Arrive home, eat whatever I picked up, head to my room and my computer and my stereo and my DVD player and my TV and play everything simultaneously while I surf the net.

19. Get stoned.

20. Maybe write some lame shit for this site.

21. Climb into bed and fall back asleep while trying to remember what I have "To Do" the next day.

Man! What an exciting life, huh?

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