When the editor of Christploitation.com read about my recent obsession with scrubbing my body clean of porn scum, she thought, “This boy needs help.”

Or, as she writes: “After a hard (no pun intended, hehe) days work in the porn industry, you need heavy duty bath products that are tough on sin, and gentle on the skin. Jimmy, we have the solution for you! This fabulous kit comes with body wash, lotion and scented personal cleaning towels, all in a refreshing Lily and Citrus fragrance enhanced with aloe. Enjoy!”

And being the uber-good Christian she is, she directed me to MissPoppy.com, a website where these and other heavenly Christian products can be purchased: Products that satisfy the needs of all people of faith who truly understand that ‘Cleanliness is Next to Godliness.’

And while I’m on the subject of cleanliness, which sometimes might also be “Next to Gayness,” Todd, from LFP/VCA wrote in with:

“JimmyD-- Now I am pretty much sure that pedicures are not gay. And I am pretty sure that keeping your skin healthy isn't gay either, but going around and handing out lotion products and describing what this one will do or what that one will do, is well... pretty fucking gay! Lombard might as well go buy himself a pink Cadillac, slap a Mary Gay sticker on the back window and start a new queer...uh, career.”

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