Happy Birthday Jessica Drake!
It’s Jessica Drake’s birthday! I don’t know how old she is and, like they say, a lady never tells, but she still looks as fine as frog’s hair in spite of adding another year to her chronological status.
My good pal, Robert “Mister Rogers” Lombard, alerted me to the auspicious importance of this day with a special request that birthday wishes be extended to Jessica on this, her special day.
That’s what I like about writing this site. I get to be a mini, cyber, Make-A-Wish foundation with stuff like this… plus, it costs me nothing but a few minutes of keyboard time to bring so much joy to so many. I’ll bet Jessica woke up this morning and the first thing on her mind was a wish and a hope and (dare I say it?) a dream that she’d be seeing birthday wishes coming her way from the simplyjimmyd.com website. Who wouldn’t? Right?
And even if Jessica wasn’t thinking about receiving birthday wishes from this site when she awoke from her slumber this morning–as unlikely as that might be–Mr. Rogers certainly woke with the hope that Jessica would be seeing a birthday wish on this site.
That’s the most personally statisfying part of all this– Wishes for wishes, like Jessica’s and/or Lombard’s, are all within my power to grant!
Personally, I’ve known Jessica for 3 or 4 years or so. I don’t mean I’ve known her in the biblical sense, altho who wouldn’t, right? But what I do know is she richly deserves the best birthday ever!
So, from all of us to all of you, Jessica, Happy Freakin’ Birthday!
BTW, the kindly Mr. Rogers sent along the picture I’ve posted along with this update. It was snapped a few years ago while celebrating an earlier, Jessica Drake, birthday. I don’t know exactly when and where it was taken, although I have a general idea, but it was before Ms. Drake graced Wicked Pictures with her scintillating presence.
Anyway, I’ll say it again: Happy Birthday, Jessica!
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