July 29, 2006

Porners: Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

Just curious. I’m not trying to make some kind of statement about the intelligence or knowledge-base that resides within your average porn person. I’m just curious, that’s all. I’m not trying to piss anyone off nor am I saying anyone in porn is a dumbshit or anything like that. Like I said, I’m just curious.

There’s a test I found on the web that, basically, determines if you have what it takes to pass 8th Grade science. I personally took the test and I only attempted it once. I’m proud and happy to report I passed with a perfect score of 8 for 8! And, I took the test while under the influence of THC. Therefore, that makes me either really, REALLY proud of my perfect score or I need to buy some better pot.

Through keenly intellectual processes like extrapolation and deductive reasoning, you probably just figured out (while reading my last paragraph) that the test is only eight questions long. Eight questions hardly qualifies as a comprehensive test. It’s more like a quiz. That’s probably a good thing. If there’s one problem I’ve witnessed often enough in porn, it’s that many of its inhabitants seem to suffer from A.D.D. (Attention Deficit Disorder) Again, I’m not trying to piss anyone off or be judgemental. I suffer from A.D.D. myself. At least, that’s what I tell people when I don’t get done what I’m supposed to get done when I’m supposed to get it done.

Anyway, most people should be able to complete the test in about thirty seconds but, if that’s a problem for you, don’t worry, there’s no time limit.

This is a real test with real science questions so don’t think it’s some kind of a joke. It’s not. It’s the real deal. So take the test and find out whether you get to pat yourself on the back or you need to go take a remedial, 8th Grade, science class.

You can take the test by clicking HERE. The results of this test, i.e., this test that should guage the 8th Grade science comprehension level of the entire adult industry–assuming the entire industry takes the test–will never be known. That’s probably a good thing. Some things should never be known. Some things should remain Mysteries of Science. But, if you’d like to write in and share your results, good or bad, I’d be happy to hear about them cuz, you know… I’m curious.

Good luck!

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