August 30, 2006

Dark Returns

No, I’m not talking about legendary porn director, Gregory Dark. There’s no room for him in this business anyway– What with Tom Zupko rivaling Dark’s work with his self-proclaimed, “intense psycho-sexual shit,” and inventing new porn genres which, allegedly, prompted (also) “legendary” lighting-guy, Tim Studley, to remark, “I don’t even think it’s porn really. It’s like Zupko created a new genre.” (See THIS AdultFYI story for more.) Anyway, I’m talking about the debut of M&Ms Dark! That’s right. The wait is over. The much-anticipated candy, M&Ms Dark, has arrived!

M&Ms Dark isn’t so much a “debut” as it is a return. Some of you might have noticed (and sampled) M&Ms Dark candies when they were in limited release not too long ago as part of a marketing collaboration with George Lucas & Company when his final installment of the Star Wars double-trilogy was released. In that iteration of the world-famous candy, M&Ms Dark was known as M&Ms: Dark Force.

Me, I’m a dark guy. I like many things dark: Dark-haired women, the dark meat off a turkey, and dark chocolate. So, for me, M&Ms Dark is a welcome arrival for those times when I have a sweet-tooth urge. Plus, some doctors say dark chocolate is good for you. I’m not sure how it’s good for you but if some doctors say it’s good it must be good. What do I know, right? I gotta count on the advice of someone in these matters. It might as well be some doctor. They go to school for a long time, ya know?

I’m not sure if the myths surrounding green M&Ms will also apply to green M&Ms Dark. I guess time will tell with that one. Perhaps green M&Ms Dark could become the official candy of the jizz biz? Maybe the M&Ms company would be interested in that kind of a relationship? Ya think? Maybe? I’m thinking they could package M&Ms Dark–with green-coated candies only–in special porn packaging. Possibly with Jenna or Tera on the package? Sort of like the way Babe Ruth was the inspiration for Baby Ruth candy bars. Stranger things have happened, right?

Here’s some technical info about M&Ms Dark for anyone interested:

Calories 240
Fat Calories 100
Total Fat 11g 17%
Saturated Fat 7g 35%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 5mg 2%
Sodium 10mg 0%
Total Carb. 33g 11%
Fiber 2g 8%
Sugar 27g
Protein 2g
Vitamin A* 0%
Vitamin C* 0%
Calcium 2%

Serving Size 1.69 ounces (47.9grams)

*Contains less than 2 percent of the Daily Value of these nutrients.

**Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

M&M’S® Candies may contain Peanuts.

Available in these sizes:
1.69 oz., 3.14 oz., 14 oz., 21.3 oz.

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